The Tzuyu baby has arrived, is a love triangle with Namjoon & Daragon baby incoming?

It’s been six years now since I shipped a pair of babies (#Problematic) here on Asian Junkie, praying for the (un)holy matrimony of the baby named after RM and the baby named after the Daragon (G-Dragon/Sandara) ship. No word yet on GD Sandrajoon Monster, but now there’s a new K-pop baby name on the scene, perhaps throwing a wrench into my plans and/or creating a love triangle.

Yes, that’s right, it’s Queen Tzuyu’s time in the spotlight.

I finally gave birth to my baby Queen Tzuyu via Ceasarian 🥰🙏 thank you lord 🙏🥰 pic.twitter.com/ylaGgoT6Qu

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Truthfully, both the RM and Tzuyu babies are downright normal compared to the delusion of naming your child after a fucking K-pop ship, but it’s now my duty to document K-pop babies and if you name your kid after a K-pop idol you always wanted attention for it (best I can do is a shitpost), let’s be honest.